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Monday, June 23rd, 2008
12:16 am
first post!
Hey guys, this is my first post... and thought you'd enjoy this

42 Things In The Life Of An Italian Child
01. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a funeral.
02. You spent your g what you ate for lunch was pronounced "sangwich."
03. Your family dog understood Italian.
04. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your grandparents and extended family.
05. You've experienced the phenomena of 150 people fitting into 50 square feet of yard during a family cookout.
06. You were surprised to discover the FDA recommends you eat three meals a day, not seven.
07. You thought killing the pig each year and having salami, capacollo, pancetta and prosciutto hanging out to dry from your shed ceiling was absolutely normal. (Wow, that's really Italian!)
08. You ate pasta for dinner at least three times a week, and ev t the commercial for Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti day.
09. You grew up thinking no fruit or vegetable had a fixed price and that the price of everything was negotiable through haggling.
10. You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.
11. You thought everyone's last name ended in a vowel.
12. You thought nylons were supposed to be worn rolled to the ankles.
13. Your mom's main hobby is cleaning.
14. You were surprised to find out that wine was actually sold in stores.
15. You thought that everyone made their own tomato sauce.
16. You never ate meat on Christmas Eve or any Friday for that matter.
17. You ate your salad after the main course.
18. You thought Catholic was the only religion in the world.
19. You were beaten at least once with a wooden spoon or broom.
20. You thought every meal had to be eaten with a hunk of bread in your hand.
21. You can understand Italian but you can't speak it.
22. You have at least one relative who came over on the boat.
23. All of your uncles fought in a World War.
24. You have at least six male relatives named Tony, Frank, Joe or Louie.
25. You have relatives who aren't really your relatives.
26. You have relatives you don't speak to. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
27. You drank wine before you were a teenager.
28. You relate on some level, admit it, to the Godfather and the Sopranos. I maka a meata ball you can't refuse! ...forrgetttabbboutit! badda bing!
29. You grew up in a house with a yard that didn't have one patch of dirt that didn't have a flower or a vegetable growing out of it.
30. Your grandparent's furniture was as comfortable as sitting on plastic. Wait!!!! You were sitting on plastic.
31. You thought that talking loud was normal.
32. You thought sugared almonds and the Tarantella were common at all weddings.
33. You thought everyone got pinched on the cheeks and money stuffed in their pockets by their relatives.
34. Your mother is overly protective of the males in the family no matter what their age.
35. There was a crucifix in every room of the house.
36. Wakes would be held in someone's living room.
37. You couldn't date a boy without getting approval from your father. (Oh, and he had to be Italian)
38. You called pasta "macaroni".
39. You dreaded taking out your lunch at school.
40. Going out for a cup of coffee usually meant going out for a cup of coffee over Zia's house.
41. Every condition, ailment, misfortune, memory loss and accident was attributed to the fact that you didn't eat something.
42. Those of you who get this...YOU KNOW who to pass it on to!
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007
11:17 pm
Brand Freakin' New
Hay guys am I doing this right :V


Yeah... it's my first post here.  And predictably, no one else's around... ;_;

Current Mood: enthralled
Wednesday, January 25th, 2006
3:05 pm
Wow, we are not very interesting Italians. Our last post was from July of last year.

Maybe this will encourage you all:

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Fuck, yeah that's a canoli!
Sunday, July 10th, 2005
8:50 pm
I bleed tomato sauce.
Don't let the last name fool you, I'm not really Swiss. My mother came to America on a boat through Ellis Island from San Giovanni Gemini. My father is only half Sicilian, but he's from Bensonhurst. I am, in fact, a truck driver, but when I say "Let's roll," I mean "Let's go bowling."

I was wondering if anybody else has heard about the thrifty genome theory. After some blood tests, my sister's doctor explained it to her and said that she was pretty sure we have some African blood, probably from the Punic Wars. I'm cool with that.

Anybody have any jokes? Here's one:
How do you know who the bride is at an Italian wedding?
She's the one with braided armpit hair.
How do you know who the groom is?
He's the one with the clean bowling shirt.
Friday, June 3rd, 2005
4:40 pm
yeah im a wop, and im poor. i did in fact eat spagetti today. i got all the stereotypes right there
Wednesday, April 6th, 2005
5:18 am
gaah..must find sleep..must find sanity..really should'nt join cult...
yeah..it's a bit early..unless you usually wake up around 5:20 in the morning(and i'm sure a lot of people do)..but i definitely usually don't..i think the last time i woke up this early was when david ws visiting and i wanted to sneak in his room and stare at him till he woke up..ok..well...that's kind of creepy and i definitely didn't do that..heh. either way..i am majorly sleep deprived and mentaly vulnerable. when was trying to think of the world vulnerable..i was thinking more along the lines of innoperable..if that is even a word..i def. got the spelling wrong if it is. either way..i am insane and italian and those are two traits that shouldn't mix...that and i definitely want to fake marry brendan leondard! and that's another thing---oh gosh..i forgot. well--this post is going no where fast..hope everyone can share and enjoy my lack of sleep...post more later and uh...morning

Current Mood: mustfindnigeriansoccerplayer
Monday, March 28th, 2005
1:05 pm
why hello there!
well whats goin down? well--its cool that we're the only two here..that just means we're the coolest...look at this awesome scar i got from my car accident in november!:
oh yeah--you know its awesome!
have an awesome day and i had asparagus for lunch..mhh! yum!

Current Mood: cranky
Monday, March 21st, 2005
7:15 pm
if i couldn't eat pasta, I would cry.

i wonder if i'm the only one.

Current Mood: pasta
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